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The Laws of the Land on the Little River

As first codified

by Old Man McXX, on his Deathbed,

Jan. 1, 1900

1.) If it is your cow, it is your calf.

2.) Best not to mock your betters.

3.) If you don’t work, you don’t eat.

4.) Share Whatever you can, Whenever you can.

5.) Own a Bible and a dictionary. Use both.

6.) Learn.

7.) Smile when it kills you.

8.) Don’t steal more than you have to.

9.) Know how to sharpen a knife.

10.) Roll your own; Carry a light.

11.) Always leave the gate as you found it.

12.) Once in a while, ask a fat girl to dance.

13.) Have a Good Time.

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